Burger: Slater's 50/50
That's it, hold the phone, put down your weapons, the war for most ridiculous food porn ever is over. Krispy Kreme donuts are officially A Thing. Popping up with alarming regularity all over the internet of late, the heart-attack inducing snack laughs in the face of burgers with average sesame seed buns and replaces them with, yep, you guessed it, Krispy Kreme donuts.
Apparently this head-scratcher of a food concept actually dates back to the 70's when singer Luther Vandross found himself short of bread baps after ordering burgers for him and his crew. Being a busy man with no time for sensible things like bun shopping, Luther made do with donuts instead. Ingenious? Or mad? You decide.
Anyways, here's 11 more examples of completely ridiculous, completely over the top and terribly calorfic instances of food porn.
1. Red Velvet Fried Chicken
It's like a red velvet cake, on a chicken, deep fried. In case you couldn't guess from the name.
2. Deep Fried Oreos
One of these probably won't do too much damage (we hope).
3. Fast Food Lasagne
The chaps over at Epic Mealtime made this artery-clogging number consisting of 15 Big Macs, 15 Wendy’s Baconator burgers and 15 A&W Teen Burgers and lots and lots of cheese.
4. 60,000 Calorie Fish Sandwich
One more from the Epic Meal Time guys. 60,000 calories you guys. That's enough for a month.
5. Bloody Mary Fried Breakfast
We're totally on board with this one. Hello Saturday morning, bye bye hangover.
6. The McNuggetini
Made by chefs Alice and Georgia, this chocolate and vanilla milkshake is topped off by a chicken nugget garnish. And yes that is BBQ sauce on the rim of the glass.
7. Nutella Covered Bacon
Unecessary and yet somehow, very compelling.
8. Pizza Burger
9. Bacon Funnel Cake
Luckily funnel cakes aren't big in this country, otherwise we'd be in deep trouble. They basically consist of deep fried dough, covered in sugar. This one went one step further and added bacon. Lots and lots of bacon.
10. Deep Fried Creme Egg
Making the delicious inedible.
11. Poutine Burger
Poutine is a gift from our Canadian friends that seems to be getting an alarming amount of airtime at the moment. Made of French fries, gravy and cheese curds, why you'd need to add a burger to the mix is beyond us.