1. Britain is the only nation in the world that will snigger for 45 minutes about ‘soggy bottoms’ and ‘moist lady fingers’. Carry On Baking...
2. If you are very good at style, you will be accused of lacking substance...
3. ...and then people will realise they actually like style
4. NEVER steal another man’s custard
5. If you are amazingly bright, amazingly gorgeous and amazing at what you do, try to stick to three or less self-deprecating remarks. Think of it like cutting down on fags
6. The world does not want to be reminded about Paul the psychic octopus. Can we just pretend it never happened?
7. Yes, models (or at least ex-models) eat carbs
8. You are never too old to wear a neon blazer
9. Most people are nice. Even if they’re being pitted against each other
10. The tortoise always wins. Especially talented, creative tortoises that work their asses off
Words: Anna Hart