07 May 2014 by

Miley Cyrus' Bangerz Tour Hit London Last Night & This Is What We Learnt

Miley kicked off the european leg of her Bangerz world tour at the O2 arena last night (Getty/Instagram)

Last night the infamous Miley Cyrus, you know that little known singer who turned from a child star into a foam finger wielding woman, brought her tour twerkathon, otherwise known as the Bangerz tour, to the O2 arena in our fair capital. We joined the crowds of ‘Smilers’ who journeyed to see one of the most talked about women in the world perform her mega hits, We Can’t Stop and Wrecking Ball. One thing was certain, all that talk is not going to dry up anytime soon if our experience at the Bangerz tour is anything to go by. From riding an inflatable hot dog to discovering quite how vast Cyrus’s collection of cowboy boots actually is, here are the five things we learnt from our encounter with Miley….

1. She Is 'The Poster Girl Of Good Health'

Miley's staging did seem like a hallucination but the singer doesn't touch drugs (Getty)

When we attended the pre tour press conference we were certain that some dynamite material would land in our laps and boy Miley did not disappoint! But the most shocking thing was that Miley claimed that all of her behaviour is not down to alcohol or drugs, she is in fact just high off vitamins, claiming that she is, ‘the poster girl for good health.’ The singer carried on to say, ‘I'm probably the only one on this tour who doesn't drink or smoke before a show, as I take this really seriously. It's almost like being an athlete being up here, because if someone was f**ked up, they definitely couldn't do my show.’ Last night we stood in awe of THE Miley Cyrus body and it was clear that this was a girl who doesn’t mess around.

2. She Can't Let Go Of Her Country Girl Past

From cowboy hats to plaid shirts, Miley just can't let go of her country roots (Instagram)

Miley is living proof that you can take the girl out of Nashville but you can’t take the country out of the girl. The singer topped off her new wardrobe of barely-there bodies with a heavy dose of country paraphernalia, from neckerchiefs to cowboy hats, there was no shortage of honky-tonk! Miley has certainly lassoed one of the most impressive collections of cowboy boots known to mankind with the twerkalicous performer WERKing everything from fringed to yellow boots. Yeeha cow gurl, we totally enjoyed saddling up for our trip to Mileywood!

3. She Owes A Lot To Her Swear Jar

Miley is definitely knows an expletive or fifty (Getty)

Someone certainly owes a lot to the swear jar don’t they Miley? If Cyrus was given a pound for every time she swore last night she would practically be a millionaire. Wait she already is, a practically a billion times over! Miley arrived on stage via a joyous slide down a sculptural replica of her massive tongue and before she even sung a single note the copious amount of swear words flooded out of her mouth in a speed akin to the Niagara Falls. We are all for freedom of speech but perhaps calling Jolene a C*** during her acoustic country style performance was perhaps pushing it… maybe a touch at least!

4. She Owns More Leotards Than An Olympic Gym Team

 


From flashbacks to Kylie circa 'Can't Get You Out Of My Head' to a dollar delight, this girl has quite the collection (Getty/Instagram)

Every so often Miley twerked off stage leaving her harem of fascinating figures to entertain the crowds. When the singer reappeared each and every time she was wearing another leotard, the girl must own more bodies than an Olympic gym team! Watch out Louis Smith, you have got some serious competition in the lycra department, and this girl has the body to match too- talk about WERKing your assets! From homages to Kylie circa ‘I Can’t Get You Out Of My Head’ and Geri Halliwell circa her Ginger Spice glory days to a leotard decorated with lashings of Miley money bills, it was quite the collection. If only all Olympic outfits were this jazzy.

5. She Has 'The Biggest Weiner In London'


What a big hot dog you have Miley! Did you get that at the snack stall? (Getty)

Miley clearing has a soft spot for big bird if the volume of yellow fluffy items she wore is anything to go by. The highlight of the night came when the singer, adorned in a fury yellow coat, straddled an oversized hot dog and whilst flying around on it in mid-air she claimed, ‘I have the biggest wiener in London!’ With statements like that she is the woman of our generation. Fact.

If you haven't seen enough of Miley already, check out her look book below...

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Miley Cyrus on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno - January 30, 2014

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Miley Cyrus performs at Allstate Arena - March 7, 2014

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Miley Cyrus performs during her Bangerz Tour - April 12, 2014

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Miley Cyrus performs on stage at G-A-Y - May 9, 2014

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Miley Cyrus performs at the 02 - May 20, 2014 i

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Miley Cyrus performs at the 02 - May 20, 2014

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Miley Cyrus performs on stage for the World Music Awards 2014 - May 27, 2014

Miley Cyrus at the iHeartRadio Music Festival Village - September 21, 2013

Miley Cyrus at the 30th Annual Night Of Stars presented - October 22, 2013

Miley Cyrus at the MTV EMA's 2013 - November 10, 2013

Miley Cyrus at the Bambi Awards 2013 - November 14, 2013

Miley Cyrus at the 2013 American Music Awards - November 24, 2013

Miley Cyrus at the KIIS FM's Jingle Ball - December 6, 2013

Miley Cyrus at Z100's Jingle Ball 2013 - December 13, 2013

Miley Cyrus at the grand opening of Britney Spears 'Piece of Me' - December 27, 2013

Miley Cyrus at the 56th annual GRAMMY Awards Pre-GRAMMY Gala - January 25, 2014

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Miley Cyrus at MTV Video Music Awards Arrivals, New York - 25 August 2013

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Miley Cyrus in Saint Laurent at Teen Choice Awards - 11 August 2013

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Miley Cyrus in Balenciaga out and about in London - 18 July 2013

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Miley Cyrus in Proenza Schouler at 'Paranoia' film premiere, Los Angeles - 08 Aug 2013

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Miley Cyrus in Chanel and Marc Jacobs out and about in New York City - 15 July 2013

Miley Cyrus in Valentino at The Maxim Cool 100 Party - 15th May 2013

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Miley Cyrus in Balmain at 2013 Billboard Music Awards – 19 May 2013

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Miley Cyrus in Emilio Pucci out and about in New York - 27 June 2013

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Miley Cyrus on ABC's Good Morning America - 26 June 2013

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Miley Cyrus in Versace at iHeartRadio Ultimate Pool Party - 29 June 2013

Miley Cyrus at This Is MySpace Event, Los Angeles - 12 June 2013

Miley Cyrus in Marc Jacobs at Met Gala - 6 May 2013

Miley Cyrus on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno October 2012

Miley Cyrus at the 2012 iHeart Radio Music Festival

Miley Cyrus - October 2012

Miley Cyrus - October 2012

Miley Cyrus - October 2012

Miley Cyrus at MTV Video Music Awards - September 2012

Miley Cyrus in New York - August 2012

Miley Cyrus at Australians in Film 8th Annual Breakthrough Awards - June 2012

Miley Cyrus - June 2012

Miley Cyrus - June 2012

Miley Cyrus at Billboard Music Awards - May 2012

Miley Cyrus - May 2012

Miley Cyrus at Muhammad Ali's Celebrity Fight Night XVIII - March 2012

Miley Cyrus at Vanity Fair Oscars party 2012

Miley Cyrus at 38th People's Choice Awards - January 2012

Miley Cyrus August 2011

Miley Cyrus at Annual Academy Awards - August 2010

Miley Cyrus - December 2009

Miley Cyrus 2009

Miley Cyrus at Academy Awards 2009


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Bethany Rebecca Earlam (Wed May 07 20:34:23 BST 2014): Consuming too many vitamins can kill you. Natural selection must still be at work.
Dee Tink Thorndale (Thu May 08 08:31:31 BST 2014): Was disgusted that this woman was also promoting weed to her crowd at this concert. Lots of reinforcement to my Son afterwards that any drugs are not acceptable.