Taylor Swift's Revenge Accessory: Her Cleavage!

25 January 2013 by

What do you do when you break up with a man? Delete him on Facebook and immediately regret it? Rebound in a mildly undignified manner, and immediately regret it? Eat an entire tub of Haagen Daz and erm, kind of regret that too? Yes, that’s what our break-ups look like too. But Taylor Swift? She’s a more organised species than us and when she’s nursing a broken heart, along with writing an amazingly angry heartbroken anthem, she also dabbles in some sartorial revenge.

Since breaking up with Harry Styles, Taylor is showing the world that they are never ever getting back together with a wardrobe revamp, ditching her last season love of Stepford-style ladylike frocks and instead opting for maximum sex-appeal. How does she do it? For TayTay, it’s all about the cleavage. Ditching her saccharine sweet high-neckline tea dresses of last summer when she was smooching the Kennedy boy, she’s now pulling out the big guns, for want of a better expression. Yes, in recent weeks, she's been employing don’t-you-wish-you-had-me-now plunging necklines with aplomb.

You’ll remember at the People’s Choice awards she bared her amble assets in a Ralph Lauren Collection gown. And then there was that controversial Donna Karan Atelier back-baring gown at the Golden Globe Awards when the country crooner displayed a subtle touch of side boob. Is that really Swifty? we gasped in surprise.

Taylor Swift Shows Her Cleavage in Kaufman Franco Dress At 40 Principales Awards in Madrid: Revenge Dressing

From sweet to sexy: Taylor's style has evolved since this time last year

Yes, this is a whole new Taylor transformation. And the latest asset assault to confirm her sexy style came last night when Taylor arrived at the 40 Principales Awards in Madrid (nah, us neither) and worked the classic lean-back-pose. She's learnt how to made the most of her gorgeous figure as was seen showing it off in a plunge front Kaufman Franco mini dress teamed with fierce heels that we'd more likely see in J-Lo's wardrobe.

But the real question is: does her revenge dressing work? Is a certain Mr Styles taking note? We presume with a veritable barrage of female One Direction fans avalanching towards him at every moment, he hasn’t quite caught the subtle message Swift has been sending him - but with the duo set to reunite at the NJR Awards next week, let's just say: watch this space.


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Eduardo Arze Bastos (Fri Jan 25 15:37:55 GMT 2013): Wow! Taylor Swift, you should be inmortalized in a Painting, not too reveling or maybe so, your body is not to be hidden!
Eduardo Arze Bastos (Sun Feb 24 21:16:47 GMT 2013): Madam Talented Liberty. Madam Talented Liberty lives in the heart of the world. Takes your breath and leads you to swoon. Showing herself with the might of a deity. She is all aristocracy should be. And in the carousel of life she makes my Quidnunc ideas melt. Like little ice cream. Oh please lady find an attire that does give you woo. My little wanton heart waddles to see your grace in Vestal attire. And the warder of my dream, our sweet God. May he weld me to your yoke. Yonder and yonder. In the vigil of the nights you set me free from the quash of my rummaging. Wait a minute, wait a minute. And please hear my plea. Upload your laughter. I want your rein. I know God made woman only to bring us glee. Let your ring yield to this plea. There is no way disappointments get the stern. For liberty only demands booming our sail to tolerance. And rutting our pride to ruddiness. Fair silence remain, Fair lady, what about a twist? No hymn to rue. No harassment to you, divine talent. Your gillie admirer in bonafide.