William had his say on Kate's banana chic (Getty)
Oh Wills, you know how to put your foot in it, don’t you? When a lady asks what you think about her fash-fresh dress, your reaction really should not be, “You look like a banana.” But this is what our future King did indeed say when he arrived in Sydney with his wife who wore a colour-blocking Roksanda Ilincic frock. But hey, he'll learn. So let's play a quick game of (imaginary) Fashion Jury and guess how William would rate Kate's past looks, shall we? Yes, let's!
Wills: Darling, are you channelling your mother circa her air hostess days? I can suddenly ear Busted's 'Air Hostess'...
Wills: I have definitely seen that before somewhere... Oh yes, in the freezing cold rain when we had to stand on that blooming boat for Granny's Jubilee.
Wills: Well, you look like a banana. Did you take inspiration from my childhood fave Bananas in Pyjamas? If so, major kudos!
Wills: Umm, where does the christening gown end and your dress begin?
Wills: Cruella De Vil called. She wants her coat back.
Wills: You look just peachy!
Wills: You look as Irish as B*Witched. Queenie would be proud.
Wills: Let me sing it for you, ‘I'm blue, da ba de, da ba die, da ba de...'
Wills: Be a doll and pass the Pringles. Woopsie daisy, I though you were the air stewardess.
Wills: Oh hey Lord Nelson, what have you done with my wife?
Wills: Did you make a dress out of the curtains from the Sandringham cottage? How Julie Andrews of you.
Wills: How about you be the glitter ball and I will dance around you?
Wills: Why are you wearing an A-Level textiles project? HOLD UP! I am too.
Wills: Thank goodness Princess Jasmine swooped down on her magic carpet and dropped off that dress.
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