Justin Bieber's Crimes Against Fashion

25 January 2014 by

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GALLERY>> Discover Justin Bieber's Clothing Charges...

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"What should one wear in prison? Oh I have the perfect thing my leather knee length shorts. I think a hoodie will finish this off nicely!"

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A blazer and jeans. This didn't even look good on Harry Styles so it was never going to work for you Biebs.

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It's too late to call your stylist now Justin.

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A white suit, how very Chris Brown of you.

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The Michael Jackson musuem would like their jacket back Justin.

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"Sequin high top trainers and a smoking jacket. Never say never!" Sorry Justin this will NEVER work!

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Who knew that the Space Invaders had a clothing range?

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Red distressed denim with complementary studded scarf and sneakers. #wtf

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Denim with gold panels. There are no words.

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Beiber's beanie phase is still giving the millinery industry sleepless nights!

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Leather and denim. Interesting.

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Is that a silver lame vest? You bet it is...

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...Even Cara can't lay her eyes on it *it burns*

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We would have a similar hair raising incident if we came that close to Justin's wardrobe.

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Leave the chains to MIA and maybe investing in a belt might be the way forward too.

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Sometimes opting for the smaller size can be a good thing Bieber babes.

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Bank robber chic. A trend too far.

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If only he had used this camo print to hide himself away.

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Such a high neck for a short person.

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Drop crotch trousers, how very 2000 and never of you Justin.

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This ensemble was not heaven sent, no matter what the staging suggests.

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Sandra Bullock called, she wants her Gravity costumes back Justin.

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This one is very Olly Murs (hat) meets vintage JLS (everything else).

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"A bare torso and studded leather work so well don't you think?" No it doesn't. And neither does that seat belt you are wearing.

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Bieber is even looking for a way out from this one.

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Sports Lux this ain't.

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Thank you for ruining winter whites for everyone Justin.

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So. Much. Red. With sunglasses for a serious diva edge. Mariah would be very proud.

For those of you who are surprised that it took this long for Justin Bieber to be arrested, we couldn’t agree with you more as his crimes against fashion have gone unpunished for far, far too long. Why on earth wasn’t the fashion police called sooner? Joan Rivers, keep up babe!

The charges include: wearing far too many white vests, extensive and basically exclusive use of high top trainers to accessorise every outfit, ruining the winter white trend for everyone and wearing all those fingerless leather gloves. Oh and how can we forget wearing more leather than is stocked in a Soho S&M store, sometimes in the form of dropped crotch trousers and occasionally complimented by an odd selection of denim.

It appears that Justin’s short spell in the cell hasn’t given him long enough to contemplate his crimes, as upon leaving the Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Centre following his arrest for DUI and resisting arrest he donned a pair of baggy knee length leather shorts (very Rough Copy off X Factor). Naturally Biebs teamed this leather piece with a hoodie. It seems his love affair with the colour orange was over before it even truly began...

After all Bieber would never turn his back on his favourite colour, red. His wardrobe is littered with the colour in every fashion form you can possibly imagine from red studded leather scarves to an array of high top trainers and the odd distressed leather jacket.

Take a look at the gallery above to see the clothing charges Bieber faces…


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