15 August 2014 by

Happy Birthday Jennifer Lawrence! Her 24 Best (And Most GIF-able) Quotes

Today Jennifer Lawrence turns 24. You might have noticed that the Academy Award winning actress is our number one girl crush - she's the face of Dior, she doesn't get tizzy about a red carpet fail and she has the most gif-able face, EVER. She gives the best acceptance speeches and knows how to win over an interviewer every time, so what better way to celebrate her birthday than by reading the best Jennifer-isms? Oh Jen please be our bestie.

1. 'I wish this was like Mean Girls and I could just break this up and throw it at all of you!'

2. 'I can see the McDonalds right there. Wait, hold on, I didn’t say fries! I’m seeing you talk and all I’m seeing is me being pissed I didn’t get fries. And you have to remind them about ketchup because they never include ketchup, you have to ask for it. Cheapskates' - at the Oscars.

3. 'I'd like to direct at some point. But I don't know because 10 years ago I would have never imagined that I'd be here. So in 10 years from now, I might be running a rodeo.'

4. 'This isn’t like an auction, right? You guys aren’t going to take it away?' - backstage at the Oscars.

5. 'Sorry I just took a shot' - at the Oscars press conference.

6. 'I hate saying, 'I like exercising' — I want to punch people who say that.'

7. 'I’m sorry that I hit your family. I thought I saw Honey Boo Boo' – how she explained her car accident on Jay Leno.

8. 'Candy, almonds, my phone, a Baby Ruth, Laffy Taffy' - what she carried in her Oscars bag.

9. Sorry! That was phlegm. That was so powerful. I’m like a dragon!' - coughing on Letterman.

10. 'When I’m out, I think about my couch. Like, ‘It would be awesome to be on it right now. I bet there’s an episode of Dance Moms on. Am I missing a new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians?... reality TV is my silver lining.'

11. "I really would not call myself a fashion icon. I would call myself somebody who gets dressed by professionals. [It's like], 'Dance, monkey, dance' right on the red carpet.' I would call me more of a monkey."

12. Anybody who makes fun of me [for falling], I’m just gonna go, ‘Yeah, and then I got touched by Hugh Jackman.'

13. 'I just went to the doctor today, I got a chest X-ray of my lungs and discovered that my breasts are uneven.' - on Jimmy Kimmel

14. 'I grew up in Kentucky, but I did not grow up like that. I had heat, and I didn't have to shoot my dinner or anything.'

15. 'Not to sound rude, but [acting] is stupid.'

16. 'Your ass is mine, stone!'

17. 'Oh, what does it say? I beat Meryl!' - her Golden Globes acceptance speech.

18. 'I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on.'

19. 'Backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think your staff thinks I have diarrhea.' - on Chelsea Lately.

20. 'Yeah, it changed my personality and my value system, absolutely. Why wouldn't it?' - when asked if winning the Oscar has changed her.

21. 'I just woke up and tried on the dress and it fit, thank God, and ummm...I took a shower...and then I got my hair and makeup done. And then I came to the Oscars!' - when asked about getting ready for the Academy Awards.

22. 'That doesn't look like me at all! I love Photoshop more than anything in the world' - on her Dior campaign.

23. 'We planned out this whole thing, where we were going to spin around and over to her and go, ‘Please dance with us!’ But at the last minute, Jimmy pooped out, and all of a sudden I spun around by myself and said, ‘Dance with . . . me?’ And she was like, ‘Thanks, I’m just gonna watch.’ - when she met J.Lo at a party with Jimmy Fallon.

24. "You can only s--t your pants so many times a day before you go to the emergency room."

Want to see more of Jennifer? Take a look at her best red carpet moments in the gallery below...

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Jennifer Lawrence at Christian Dior show - July 7, 2014

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Jennifer Lawrence at a 'Dior' dinner - July 7, 2014

Jennifer Lawrence attends 'The Hunger Games Mockingjay Part 1' party at the 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival

Jennifer Lawrence attends the 'The Hunger Games Mockingjay Part 1' Photocall at the 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival

Jennifer Lawrence attends day 4 of the 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival on May 17th 2014

Jennifer Lawrence attends the 'X-Men Days Of Future Past' world premiere on May 10th 2014

Jennifer Lawrence arrives at the 86th Annual Academy Awards on March 2nd 2014

Jennifer Lawrence arrives at the 2014 Vanity Fair Oscar Party on March 2nd 2014

Jennifer Lawrence arrives at the 20th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards on January 18th 2014

Jennifer Lawrence attends the 71st Annual Golden Globe Awards on January 12th 2014.

Actress Jennifer Lawrence enters the 'Good Morning America' taping at the ABC Times Square Studios on November 21st.

Jennifer Lawrence arrives at a special screening of 'The Hunger Games Catching Fire'. November 20 2013

Jennifer Lawrence arrives at the Ed Sullivan Theater for a taping of the David Letterman Show on November 20th

Jennifer Lawrence in Christian Dior at 'Hunger Games: Catching Fire' LA Premire - 18 November 2013

Jennifer Lawrence in Christian Dior at the Hunger Games: Catching Fire Rome premiere - November 2013

Jennifer Lawrence in Christian Dior at the Hunger Games: Catching Fire Madrid Premiere - November 2013

Jennifer Lawrence in Proenza Schouler at the Hunger Games: Catching Fire Rome press conference - November 2013

Jennifer Lawrence in Alexander McQueen at the Hunger Games: Catching Fire Madrid Photocall - November 2013

Jennifer Lawrence in Christian Dior at the Hunger Games: Catching Fire Berlin premiere - November 2013

Jennifer Lawrence in Christian Dior at the Hunger Games: Catching Fire London Premiere - November 2013

Jennifer Lawrence at Dior at Paris Fashion Week - July 2013

Jennifer Lawrence at 'Jimmy P. Psychotherapy of Plains Indian' film premiere at Cannes Film Festival - May 2013

Jennifer Lawrence in David Koma at GLAAD Media Awards - April 2013

Jennifer Lawrence in Dior Couture

Jennifer Lawrence in Calvin Klein

Jennifer Lawrence in Ralph Lauren

Jennifer Lawrence in Viktor & Rolf

Jennifer Lawrence in Victoria Beckham

Jennifer Lawrence in Prabal Gurung

Jennifer Lawrence in Dior

Jennifer Lawrence in Marchesa

Jennifer Lawrence in Raoul

Jennifer Lawrence in Prabal Gurung

Jennifer Lawrence in Dior Couture

Jennifer Lawrence at Vanity Fair Party - 25 February 2013


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