Wintour Watch: Here's What Anna Is (Probably) Thinking On This Season's FROWs

19 September 2013 by

GALLERY >> Wintour Watch

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At Tom Ford: "I can't help it. I radiate light."

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At Erdem: "I might look like the loner to the untrained eye, but if you look a little closer you'll see the fashion gods hovering just above my left hand shoulder. For the record, I am NEVER alone."

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At Calvin Klein

"Gah, don't look to your left, don't look to your left. This is as awkward as that time I sat next to Miley Cyrus on a transatlantic flight. I spent 7 hours hiding in a magazine - Horse and Hounds no less. Torture."

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At Victoria Beckham: "If I'd have brought a bigger purse, I'd slip that kid right in it. Where's one's Mulberry Willow tote when one needs it?"

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All By Herself: "What's this i0S7 all about then?"

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At Topshop: "Brandon dearest, Simon Cowell called, he wants his trouser/shoe combo back."

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At Calvin Klein: "Nude shoes? I think you'll find that's my thing Kidman."

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At Gucci: "Don't mind Francesca, she's just having a moment."

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At Max Mara: "I see where you tried to go with the glasses thing, sadly I trumped you both magnificently."

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At Topshop: "Playboy sweetie? Oh they asked me to do that years ago. I declined of course, those bunny ears are far more cheap than chic."

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At Calvin Klein: "Did you notice Grace's shoes match her hair? Mine do too you know. #Justsaying."

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At Erdem: "Anyone want to stroke my scarf? It's really soft. No takers? OK guys, your loss."

As we stride past the halfway point of the Spring/Summer 14 collections, (Thanks New York! Cheers London!) and make the move across the channel onto Milan and Paris, we think it's time to take a pause to take our hats off to one little lady who, in our opinion, is winning at fashion week. No, not models-of-the moment Cara Delevingne or Karlie Kloss. We are, of course, talking about fashion's original maven and editor-in-chief of Vogue - Anna Wintour.

Slipping effortlessly from FROW to FROW - always with time for a subtle but effective outfit change inbetween naturally - she's appeared at every show from Topshop Unique (seated next to Phillip Green of course) to Tom Ford, Calvin Klein and Gucci.

The problem is - master of the poker face that she is - it's almost impossible to tell what's running through La Wintour's mind. Luckily, we've enlisted the help of some serious body language experts/asked Mick, Grazia Towers' doorman for his opinion, and have finally settled the age-old question of just what goes on behind Anna Wintour's fabulous dark glasses.

Click through the gallery above for in depth, up-to-date analysis of fashion's most notorious mind.


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Marie-Chantal Elizabeth Ingrid-Adriana Farmer (Fri Sep 20 13:35:49 BST 2013): No i didn't want it to end