If you haven’t already discovered the hilarious Tumblr account that is ‘Suri’s Burn Book’, get on it now. 25-year-old writer, Allie Hagan, from Washington DC started the blog last year after deciding she wanted to serve up a parody celebrity-gossip site to the world. And who better to impersonate for a burn book (definition: a book which contains bitchy comments about other people) than the adorable but constantly sulky six-year-old Suri Cruise?
Allie, who’s a consulting firm employee by day moonlights as Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise’s daughter Suri by night under her blog and the Twitter account. @surisburnbook has already raked in a whopping 37,746 followers and with sarcastic and snappy tweets like ‘Putting this disturbing photo of Tom on its cover is the worst mistake W has made since firing Blair Waldorf’, referencing W Magazine’s June issue which sees a topless Tom in his character from Rock Of Ages to Gossip Girl, we can see why Suri’s Burn Book is set to become an ACTUAL book.
After announcing last week that ‘Suri’s Burn Book: Well-Dressed Commentary from Hollywood’s Little Sweetheart’ will be published by Running Press this fall’ on her blog, Allie has promised a completely new definitive guide to the families of Hollywood and has warned celebrities – and celebrity babies everywhere – that they will not be spared. She even told Kardashian baby, Mason Disick to prepare himself. Oo er. Is it terrible to admit that we can’t wait??
Now, who will try to parody one of the Jolie-Pitt kids or Harper Seven!?