Is Kate Moss's New Best Friend Really Timmy Mallet????

02 December 2011 by

Kate Moss

We hear that Kate Moss’s latest obsession is Strictly Come Dancing and not only that, she’s said to be hosting a grand house party to watch the final with all her pals and plans to draft in her friend Timmy Mallet to host it!

Yes you read that correctly. Apparently Kate Moss, supermodel and global style icon, muse to a hundred designers, face of a squillion posh designer campaigns and subject of many a portrait by fine artists from the late Lucian Freud to the sculptor Marc Quinn, is great mates with Timmy Mallet, wicky wacky TV presenter beloved of children of the 80’s everywhere.

Timmy Mallet

The story was broken by the tabloid paper the Daily Star…we know, we know, not exactly the oracle, but we pray it to be true.

‘Kate loves all the glitz and glamour of Strictly, so she has decided to host a Strictly-themed party,’ a source at the paper revealed. ‘She's invited 17 of her close family friends and told everyone to dress up to the nines.’

Apparently guests will include BFF Stella McCartney and A-List rapper Fazer from N-Dubz. ‘It will be a very glamorous affair, all of the girls in silk, ballgown-style dresses and the men in formal dinner jackets. Kate loves singing and prancing around so it'll definitely end up in a karaoke session . . . we're not sure if Timmy will be sporting one of his wacky loud shirts, colourful glasses or giant pink foam mallet but it's guaranteed he'll sing on the karaoke with Kate.’

Surely Timmy’s 1990 (thanks, Wikipedia) hit, ‘Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini’ will be on repeat ALL NIGHT!



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