We Have Video Footage That Proves the Victoria's Secret Angels Can't Dance!

01 December 2011 by


Now, they have long luscious shiny manes, they have big boobs, they are tall with not a single scrap of body fat. They have wings and they are muscle bound and (according to Adriana Lima) they don’t eat solids (well, not during the run-up to the show, they don't). Yep, looking at pictures of Victoria’s Secret models makes you feel the way people feel while looking at a picture of a Chihuahua and a Great Dane together, as in, ‘can they really be part of the same species?’ Exactly.

Which is why we were cheered up to finally find a chink in the Victoria’s Secret Angels armour this morning. The angels really can’t dance. They are terrible. Simply view this footage of the ladies prancing (almost) in time to Maroon Five and Christina Aguilera’s hit of the summer, Moves Like Jagger.

Be warned though -  It hurts your eyes just to look at it. Ahh. Now we can all feel better about ourselves. Or we can for 30 seconds or so, after which time we’d had enough of the vid and shut it down.


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