Are you reading this Suri Cruise? There’s a new childrenswear line in town, and it’s got your name on it! Well, actually we are lying. It’s got Victoria Beckham’s name on it, but we predict it’ll be right up little Suri’s alley when it does come out, although we don’t know when that will be because it hasn’t been made yet.
According to the Daily Mail, Victoria used the downtime she has enjoyed hanging out with baby Harper Seven Beckham to do a few sketches and think up some ideas that are practical and fun too. Wow! We could approach this subject by mocking her silly ways, and say she will be charging a thousand pounds for a babygro and £500 for a pair of socks etc, but judging by her efforts so far we know that we would be eventually forced to eat our words like a bitter Farley’s rusk if we did that.
Her mainline is a roaring success, every time we seem to ask someone where their fabulous sunglasses are from they always seem to be VB and her most recent thing – the lower priced line, you know - with the cats and bat prints was SO divine we instantly resolved to save our pocket money to buy into it.
Now, did we forget anything? Oh yes. There is the small matter of the fact she now has not one but FOUR amazingly cute brand ambassadors for the project called Brooklyn, Romeo, Cruz and Harper Seven Beckham. Well, as they say round our way, why keep a dog and bark yourself, eh, Victoria?