Once upon a time, Kate Moss, Isabeli Fontana, Milla Jovovich, Margareth Madé, Rinko Kikuchi, Saskia de Brauw and beautiful Lara Stone all decided to have a day out in the countryside. They packed a picnic, and a mini cricket set and set off on the bus. The ladies ate their sandwiches, washed down with lashings of ginger beer and decided (after waiting an hour of course) to go for a swim. So off they stripped, and – oh dear. They realised they’d left their bathing costumes on the back of the bus. Silly billies! Well, it was such a hot sunny day and the river looked so cool and nice that they decided to get in and have a dip anyway.
SO! They all folded up their clothes and put them in a pile on some rocks on the river bank. After their very refreshing bathe, the models all piled out to get dry. But WHAT’S THIS? ? ? a sudden gust of wind had blown the clothes off the rocks and then the current had carried them FAR downstream. Oh dash it!
Then, just as the models wearing only their pants (although Milla Jovovich had cleverly retained her slip, for some reason, although it was soaking wet) were wondering what to do, but who should come along but the photographer from Pirelli and get pictures of them all! Blimey. What a coincidence, eh?
- Naomi Attwood