Earlier this morning, we brought you this shot of Lindsay Lohan. Doesn't she make a lovely bride?
But wait a jaw-dropping minute, it wasn't Lindsay's wedding this weekend; it was Kim Kardashian's! So why is she so brazenly disregarding our advice on How Not To Outdress The Bride with a figure-skimming, floor-sweeping dress?! It's clinched at the waist with a cluster of diamante, the neckline is outrageously low-cut and it's WHITE. Yep, forget Princess Beatrice's lady-parts hat or Una Healy's flesh-flaunting, this may be the worst-dressed wedding guest of the summer >rolls eyes<
In LiLo's defence, it must be noted that the dress code for Kim's wedding was strictly black and white and admittedly, the peroxide blonde actress isn't exactly known for her demure dress sense (she was hardly going to wear a Kate Middleton-esque brocade coat + dainty fascinator, was she?). Besides, this ain't no Royal Wedding…
Or is it? Because, get this fash fans, our style spies have spotted that Lindsay's gown is the very same design that one guest wore on 29th April. Dun dun DUUUN!
Let's rewind to four months ago when the world was watching Wills and Kate's Big Day and one little lady won our hearts with her pert derrière. After performing her bridesmaid duties, Pippa Middleton changed for the evening shenanigans into – yep, you guessed it – a slinky gown with diamante at the waist. Cut to last Saturday and it was Pippa's style Lohan was pick-pocketing thanks to a white version of that emerald green Temperley London dress for Hollywood's RW equivalent. Scandalous!
So what does this mean? Has LiLo caught Middy fever? Is she trying to steal Pippa's HRH – Her Royal Hotness – crown? And, most importantly, who wore it best: Lindsay Lohan or Pippa Middleton?
Well, we never thought we'd be typing those words…