MOSS-STOCK UPDATE: Best Woman Speech PLUS Kate's Thank You Jam!

04 July 2011

What's the hottest accessory in celeb-land this week? A wedding ring, of course! You maaay have noticed Grazia Daily was a tad hysterical with Mossy Mania when our favourite supermodel became Mrs Hince during a star-studded ceremony in the Cotswolds last week. And now that we've almost recovered from the Galliano gown excitement (we said almost), it's time to delve into the juicy Moss-stock goss...

'Summer flowers on my table at Kate and Jamie's perfect wedding,' hairdresser Sam McKnight tweeted

Post luxurious ceremony, the most tantalising tit-bit thus far is that the 'bored bride' buried her head in her hands during Alison Mosshart's speech at the reception. Yoikes! The Sun reports that Jamie Hince's "best woman", who was dressed in a YSL suit to match the groom’s, droned on with embarrassing stories and delivered a long list of advice to Mossy on how to 'treat her man'. Oh, the cringe.

The cake! As tweeted by Sam McKnight

But with cones of chips and bacon butties (how yum!) to keep the guests partying till dawn, as well as a six-tiered cake [above], it sounds like the three-day extravaganza at the supermodel’s £2million Cotswolds pile was nothing but fantabulous. Sadie Frost and Jude Law, Naomi Campbell and Jade Jagger celebrated with the newly weds while being entertained by burlesque dancers, trapeze artists and a hip-hop karaoke. Beth Ditto, Snoop Dogg, Shirley Bassey, Iggy Pop and Bryan Ferry also provided musical interludes - phewf! 'Been an amazing day! Beautiful and full of love!’ Sadie tweeted in the early hours of Saturday morning. ‘My feet are aching.. And now I'm tucked up in bed with my babies.’ Too, TOO rock and roll.

Jamie Hince drinking with pals  yesterday

Speaking of which, by the next day, the blushing bride could be found giving the local villagers baskets of chocolates, bottles of bubbly and jars of jam (made by her own fair hand, no doubt). 'Thank you for all your patience and understanding!’ the accompanying note read, ‘Lots of love Jamie and Kate.' Oh, to be a Mossy neighbour...sigh.

The revellers finally emerged on Sunday afternoon to continue the festivities at The Swan pub in Southrop. Jamie was spotted swigging a Guinness alongside the A-list likes of Jude Law, Jade Jagger and Meg Matthews.

So we can only imagine how delicate the Moss crew must be feeling this morning as they waved Mr and Mrs Hince off on their romantic honeymoon. Oh yes, the duo were airlifted out of the Cotswolds in a helicopter - how fancy! - with the model wearing a single breasted suit with waist coat and wide leg trouser in off-white wool created by Stella McCartney, as reported by Grazia Daily last week.

Seriously, will there ever be a cooler wedding?

- Jessica Vince



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