‘Wayne babes, I really want to go! I know it’ll be muddy and stuff, but there are, like, hotels right? And I’ve already bought you some Hunter wellies to match my Hunter for Jimmy Choo ones – AND I’ve had me spray tan. Oh, babes PLEASE! Why don’t you dress like Liam Gallagher in a parka and hoodie. And you can wear sunnies, like, all day - everyone’s going to be doing it, I swear… What’s that? We CAN go? Oh, you’re the best Wayne. One last thing - can we take the helicopter...'
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