'*SHRIEK!* Oh, oh, it's you, Tavi. We didn't see you there, glowering in the corner like the twins from The Shining. Um, is everything okay? How's it... going...?
Nice dress, by the way. Very - black. It's Meadham Kirchoff, right?
So, er....Oh, sorry? Did you mumble something? What? You got sent it by Courtney Love? Well, that was nice of her, wasn't it?
Well, thanks for dropping by, but we can't stand around here all day chit-chatting with you!
So uh, you have a nice day, Tavi.