Lady Gaga Is Now A Columnist - And Wants YOUR Illustrations

31 March 2011

Bam badda BAAAA! Lady Gaga’s next step towards world domination will be; – a magazine column, for US alternative-fash-bible, V Magazine. Yes that is right. We can imagine her now, hunched over a typewriter made of crow feathers and glitter, squinting through her cigarette glasses to create the inspirational tracts that will then be published and disseminated around the world to her loyal little monsters, who will in turn boost up the circulation figures of V Magazine by some considerable degree.  

AND she has put out the word that she is recruiting illustrators to her gang to make her new pages for V Magazine extra speshully nice. And WHERE will she find this very talented collaborator? Will she ring up an expensive agency and demand the services of their finest pensmith, with no expense spared? No. In the way that her and her partner in fashion crimes, Nicola Formitchetti always do, she will scour the internet for talent, who will have to respond to the email address *Sighs happily* How we LOVE a brilliant retro Blue Peter style art competition. Oh – and you’ve not got long, the deadline is April 3rd!

- Naomi Attwood


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