IS Kanye West about to study Fashion MA at Central Saint Martins?

07 March 2011

Kanye West, are you getting annoyed because Charlie Sheen and John Galliano are hogging all the headlines by selfishly holding a bizarre behaviour-off without inviting you? Are you jeals because no-one has written an article about you for at least a week? Well why don’t you do something about it, like apply for a position at Central Saint Martins college in London to do a fashion course and then tip off the press?

According to reports, the megalomaniac rapper has already been in talks with Louise Wilson, the fearsome and highly respected head of the MA course there. No doubt he is using his internship at GAP as proof of his suitability to Professor Wilson. 

We have so far managed to come up with two thoughts about this.

Firstly, we canvassed everyone we know who did go to said college, and the majority opinion was that they found the news ‘very hard to believe’. Even though Tyra Banks is currently an undergrad at Harvard Business School, you’ll have to try harder to convince us on the Kanye front.

Secondly, we allowed ourselves to imagine it was true for just a minute. Central Saint Martins is 30 seconds round the corner from the Grazia offices. We could be bumping into him in Pret-A-Manger literally ALL THE TIME! Brills! (We bet he goes for the retro prawn cocktail on a grainy baguette) Only – double drats! The college is due to relocate to a different area of London very soon. Oh no! You’re a year too late, Kanye! One whole year! 

If you have had some thoughts of your own, please write them down and share them with the world in the comments box below.

- Naomi Attwood


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