Poor old Indiana Jones! All that running away from boulders and eating eyeball soup will have certainly toughened him up a bit – BUT! Has it prepared him for the toughest challenge of all? Yes that’s right, walking behind a laydeee who's wearing a floor length gown! The answer, we are sorry to say, is no.
There goes lovely Rachel McAdams, in her scarlet Michael Kors floor-sweeper. She’s already got enough on her mind, what with balancing that Danish pastry on her head and the prospect of DISAPPEARING entirely into the matching crimson backdrop. The last thing she needs is her clumsy oaf of a co-star trampling on her hemline and threatening to whisk the whole thing off in the style of a cheap gag on a BBC1 sitcom.
Whoo - whoa! Too late.
Smooth, Mr Ford.