This is the '20% Off At French Connection' Offer

27 October 2010

This is the woman. She is liking the dress with the sequin. The man, he does not know what it is the sequin. But the woman, she has read Grazia Daily and knows that the dress with the sequin is called the ‘Isabella Beads’ and is available first on the 4th October from 5-8pm at the French Connection shopping event at every UK and Ireland French Connection store. The woman knows that she is clever. She also knows that she is buying the super luxe dress before Debbie from accounts. The woman, she smiles to herself.

The man, he will sit and wait while the woman she tries on the dress with its beading and bronze flower embellishment. The man, he is thinking mainly about the complimentary drinks and 20% discount, and the free gift envelope that the woman will receive if she spends over £100 and which could contain anything from a £5 voucher to a free dress. He is only hoping that it will not contain the sequin. He dos not understand the sequin.

Are you the woman? Then please to click on and you will receive an event ticket.

As for the man, he can wait outside.


- Alex Butt


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