22 October 2010

Shock news! Daphne Guinness' bathtime secrets!

Yay! It’s been too long already (one day) since our last Daphne Guinness story, so we’re delighted to be able to bring you this update. Daphne has been rarely off our radar in past days – partying at the Dorchester for the Fashion Awards of the same name, attending Bryan Ferry’s album launch AND at a Windows party at fancy restaurant, Sketch. We caught up with her at the Dorchester and she told us that her getting-ready-regime took a mere ten minutes, post-bath.

But mais, oui! We can imagine that Mademoiselle Guinness probably bathes in, well not champagne, that is sooo ‘90’s Kate Moss, but perhaps  . . . . Guinness? After all, SURELY her family background must bring in a substantial discount. OR snake milk, Cleopatra style? Or the tears of peacocks? Definitely something exotic and not available in Boots anyway.

Which is why we were most dismayed to read a report saying that her downstairs neighbours in her NY apartment building, are suing the heiress because her bath has overflowed FOUR TIMES in the time she’s lived there, with the resulting water cascade causing $1m worth of damage to their luxury apartment. Daphne you've let us down, you've let yourself down, you've let everyone down...we can’t believe you have baths in BORING OLD WATER! *heavy sigh*

- Naomi Attwood


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