We need a caption for these astonishing pictures! Perhaps when fashion shows run late, after a while fashion editors grow bored of simply fanning themselves with the show notes and tapping at their Blackberries, and instead start playing charades with each other across the catwalk.
But what, WHAT ON EARTH is Anna Wintour trying to communicate through the medium of sign language?
Is she showing the number of assistants she has had fired that morning?
IS SHE trying to impersonate the species of animal her coat used to be?
OR is she demonstrating how big each of Andre Leon Talley's fingers are to a fellow fashion editor who is planning on buying ALT a ring for his birthday?
WHAT DO YOU THINK??????
We promise we'll print the funniest caption in the mag next week!