Next over the dirty ol' River Thames to see Jonathan Saunders' show.
Gadzooks! What are all THESE little guys doing here? I feel mortified ! I wonder if there is time to go home and change?
Oh well. I think I'm just going to hold my head up and pretend I haven't seen them.
After all, they might have copied my look, but they certainly don't have my fashion connections! *brushes speck of lint away with paw*
Look. At least Pixie Geldof knows its the real me, not an imposter. Now, off to see the show!