Ah, la la la, the folly of youth. Following the pictures of Lady Gaga attending her sister's High School Graduation bedecked in what appeared to be a lace-trimmed bee keeper’s suit, some of the singer's own former classmates felt they needed to get the following revelations off their chest.

Because Gaga is still only a tender 24 years of age, it’s not that much of a memory stretch for Gaga’s class at the New York private school Convent of the Sacred Heart (where her sister also attended). The surprise confessions included; Gaga was far from an arty outcast, with plenty of friends and a habit of popping up in all the school concerts and productions and is remembered by all as an attention seeker ‘but not in a bad way’, and she did favour ‘a full face of makeup’ apparently.

So far, none of this will topple Gaga’s cred at the top of the pop star food chain. BUT WAIT! What’s this? Her favourite outfit was a Pierrot clown suit? Nope. She was sent home for wearing 10 inch platforms for PE? Nuh-uh. But she did get detention for turning up at school on 'a non uniform day' wearing 'too-tight polo shirts' and - WHAT ON EARTH? - Juicy Couture tracksuits!

Oh my days! Gaga? Juicy? Couture? Well well well.

- Naomi Attwood