Dear oh dear oh dear. It’s not even Friday yet and we are treating you to a leedle quiz.
Is this footage –
A sneak from a particularly low budget sequel to Priscilla Queen of the Desert, for which none of the original (inspirational!) actors were available?
A clip we pulled from You’ve Been Framed – just wait for the bit where the cabaret act trip and fall into the giant wedding cake – it’s not till just near the end?
A pilot for a new Vic Reeves spoof show where hapless performers audition for him as he greedily rubs his thighs?
SURELY, but surely not a Hollywood actor and veteran of dozens of blockbusting movies, Tom Cruise and his Broadway-play-starring wife Katie Holmes doing a one-off ‘sexy’ turn for The Motion Picture and Television Fund – don’t be ABSURD!