Be still our beating hearts.
On this fine Friday morning we bring you BIG news: the latest trailer for Sex and the City 2 has landed *squeals* And already we’re going bananas for the whole two-and-a-half minutes. See for yourselves:
There now, doesn't that give you tingles?
Ok so, from this we can decipher the following: Charlotte is the perfect cupcake-making mummy, Samantha is still getting jiggy thanks to a concoction of pills, Miranda has mastered the art of arriving on time to see your son win a rosette (phewf!), and as for Carrie? Well she’s working on the sparkle (in a non-dress related sense).
But let’s not forget the clothes! For what an array of delights she’s picked from that wonderful walk-in wardrobe of hers. From sauntering down the sidewalk in Halston frocks to rocking a waiter-esque tux with crimped hair then riding camels in a glitzy turban (God bless you, Patricia Field), it’s sheer fashion-filled fabulousness.
Plus there’s another set of nuptials in store – this time courtesy of Stanford Blatch (surely marrying Anthony Marantino and not that ex-hooker with no personality? Hell, Liza Minelli is playing at his wedding, who cares?!) – before this busy set of girls miraculously manage to fit in yet another holiday and jet off to the exotic world of Abu Dhabi (think sand dunes and sunset strolls by the beach).
And then there’s Aidan. Oh Aidan. They meet, they hug, Carrie's wearing what looks like a purple duvet skirt and a logo vest (not everyone's ideal seeing-the-ex outfit...). But she more than makes up for it with a jaw-dropping thigh flash, which one can only hope will lead him to save our gal from that Penelope-Cruz-flirting husband of hers, who's just too lazy to get out of his car. As Carrie drawls, ‘something happened’. Something? What something?! And why is she back in her old apartment? Wearing a tie-up top?! So many questions!
We’re going to have to sit tight and (im)patiently wait for the answers to these cruel, cruel teasers - there's a whole month to go until the film arrives on the big screen, on 27th May. So until then, a celebratory Cosmo anyone?
- Jessica Vince