BLING! BLING! The Dior Phone

Oh, House of Dior how we love your blingy ways. Here we were thinking all we wanted from a mobile were the sleek futuristic lines of an Apple iPhone. Then you go and launch a glitzy flip style that reminds us of an '80s powder compact, or a tiny jewelled minaudiere evening bag, and now we’re all confused…
 
Even better the sexy cell comes with a mini-me mobile – a tiiiiny version of the same phone (for those days when you are actually carrying a minaudiere), which is programmed to be used in tandem with (…blah blah blah we’re not even listening now because we’re too busy wondering if wearing a diamond-studded manicure while using this would be considered… too much?)
 
Dior phone Sapphire, prices starting at £3,300