Is no one safe from this man? Bruno's next victim appears to be Gordon Brown – who the Austrian fashionista seems to think needs a serious fash-over. ‘Ich vould really push ze branding of ze vord "Brown". Give him ein deep tan. Put ein lustrous auburn tint in his hair... Zen really push ze chocolate tones, siennas, russets, in velvets und chiffons. Maybe replace his false eye mit ein Malteser.' Okaaay. Now what have you got in-store for our First Lady? [Sun]












