Just this morning we were wondering how long we had to wait until spoof fashion stylist Brüno, sorry, Sacha Baron Cohen's new movie hit our screens. And although it's a while until we get to see whether the cameras caught us on the front row when Sacha stormed the catwalks in Milan and Paris – the movie's out in the UK in July – we can catch up with his opinions on the fashion world TODAY. Through his newly launched twitter. Some price gems so far:
Fashion is ze lifesavingest of all ze sciences. NOT 1 suicide bomber has ever blown zemselves up vearing Marc Jacobs. U do ze mathematischer
Naomi Campbell inspires me – despite all ze pressure und fame of 25 yrs at ze top, she hasn't changed a bit und has remained a total bitch
Does anyone know many rocks vill be needed inside a fully zipped 2007 leather Prada tote bag to sink it to ze bottom of ze Danube?
Brilliant. Just brilliant.