We've reached new lows. We have wardrobe envy over a 16-year-old girl. A girl who got her break on the Disney Channel and inspires tweens around the world to wear sequinned backpacks and mime into their hairbrushes. Miley Cyrus greeted her screaming fans in London last night wearing one of our favourite Herve Leger by Max Azria dresses and Sergio Rossi heels. It's a £2,400 shoulder-padded dream. And the scary thing is that as one of the world's highest-paid actresses under 30, she probably bought it off the rack. Thinking you took the wrong career route? Yep, us too.