Kanye West causes havoc at London Fashion Week

Oh, Kanye, we are glad you dropped in to London Fashion Week. You provided the photographers with a subject other than the 'It Brit' model-slash-socialite crew for once. You provided us with hours of guessing games about which designer you were scoping out for internship opportunities. And there was some great music played on the catwalk in your honour. But please, Kanye – in case you're about to hit Milan or Paris – can we offer you some Fashion Week etiquette advice? One: it's rude to RSVP to a party and then not attend. So we salute the host who publicly screamed Kanye down at a show for going MIA. Two: it's really not kind to make Fashion Week publicists cry. And that's what happens when you crash a show 30 seconds before it ends and demand a front-row seat. And when you do the same 30 seconds before a show starts the very next day. Three: when you're front row at a show, it's kind to actually pay attention to the clothes – not just sing along to your own track and snog your girlfriend. Four: when you're performing said tracks on stage, beware of the beat causing ornaments to fall off the ceiling. Killing a supermodel's mum wouldn't be cool. Just trying to help, Kanye. We wouldn't like your LFW mistakes to be repeated in the other gashion capitals, now would we...?