We know how it feels. It's Friday. You've stumbled in a little bit late and the hangover's about to kick in. Well, we've read all the papers so you don't have to. Here are the need-to-know fashion (and funny) notes. Now concentrate on your cappuccino.
Shock news: Sarah Palin is related to Princess Diana! So why hasn't she got that People's President(ial) candidate thang down yet? [Guardian]
John Galliano designs an accessory to die for. Literally. [Independent]
Lily Allen has two dinners out in one night. No wonder she needs Spanx then. [Daily Mail]
The greatest red carpet gown of all time is Liz Hurley's Versace safety-pin dress. Er hello? Never heard of Audrey Hepburn and Angelina Jolie. [Mirror]
A wedding dress made entirely of white chocolate. Surely the most inventive way of bribing a bride down the aisle. [Telegraph]