We trawled this morning's newspapers for the funniest fashion notes so you could concentrate on your cappuccino.
Christian Louboutin + Kate Moss = the dream shoes! Here's her ‘signing' a pair of Christian Louboutin's being auctioned off to raise money for breast cancer. [The Guardian]
Kids to learn the history of hairstyles in new school diploma. Techniques such as straightening and finger-drying hair will also be offered. Sign us up. [The Times]
‘Charm and wit can get you far. Too many indulged ex-grads think that making a cuppa for the boss is above them.' Newly-crowned Harper's Bazaar Breakthrough Woman of the Year Mary Portas tells it straight [T2]
Another Mustique holiday. Another round of pre-wedding memorabilia. Now Kate Middleton's face graces china thimbles. [The Telegraph]
‘I don't like exhibitionist women, like the ones you see in Playboy.' Fashion photographer Patrick Demarchelier on what turns him off. [The Telegraph]