Hold the bus: Madonna is on Instagram. And guess what? It took her less than 12 hours to commit probably two of the worst Instagram sins, whilst simultaneously plunging her children into an everlasting black hole of humiliation. Well, she doesn’t like to do things by halves.
The first, posted alongside the cryptic caption ‘Cheers motherf***ers! I’m on Instagram!’. It was a selfie: Madonna peering scornfully from under her micro-fringe, sipping a cocktail of sorts. She’s dressed in lingerie. Of course she’s dressed in lingerie. The second? ANOTHER SELFIE. With boobs. And sweat. You get the gist...
With this in mind, we’ve compiled a handy list of what we predict might next appear on Madonna’s Instagram feed. Please feel free to add your own suggestions too.
