So What Is This 'Experimental' Thing Brangelina Are Working On?

15 May 2014 by

What Is This 'Experimental' Thing Brangelina Are Working On?

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Angelina Jolie has revealed that the project she’s working on with Brad Pitt will be ‘experimental’ - so probably not a Mr and Mrs Smith sequel then. Speaking about their upcoming collaboration, she said: ‘I wrote something a few years ago for Brad and me. Just for fun. Just an independent little art piece. Because we don't get to do those as much as we'd like. But it's something really small and experimental.’ She’s not giving much away, is she? So we might as well speculate wildly about what this experimental collab could involve. 

BLOOD. LOTS OF BLOOD.

Last time Angelina got experimental, she wore a vial of blood as a necklace to marry ex-husband Billy Bob. If she’s sticking to a theme, maybe her script will involve more (hopefully fake) blood?  After all, she’d make a great vampire, and Brad has form playing a blood sucker in Interview with the Vampire. 

What Is This 'Experimental' Thing Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Are Working On?

 

INCEST

Sorry to remind you of this, but remember when Ange snogged her brother James Haven at the 2000 Oscars? She recently alluded to the controversial moment being an example of her ‘need to find a full voice, to push open the walls around you.’ So perhaps she’ll be up to her old tricks with this new film, and persuade Brad to play her brother, who is also her boyfriend. Although we really, really hope not.

So What Is This 'Experimental' Thing Brangelina Are Working On?

 

GOOD OLD-FASHIONED NUDITY

When fellow A-list couple Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman co-starred in an edgy film together it spelt one thing – nipples, and lots of them. Will Angelina and Brad take inspiration from Tom and Nic’s effort? Maybe not, after all, it didn’t exactly do wonders for their marriage.

What Is This 'Experimental' Thing Brangelina Are Working On? 

CLOUDS OF WHITE POWDER

Perhaps Angelina’s make-up malfunction earlier this week was a giveaway, and she’s been rehearsing a scene where she and Brad run through clouds of flour, representing… Something. Or maybe she just needs to fire her make-up artist. Probably that.

What Is This 'Experimental' Thing Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Are Working On?

 

BRAD AS A THREE LEGGED UNICORN

No reason. But that sounds pretty experimental to us.


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