They Said What? Our Top Celebrity Quotes Of 2013 From Kanye West To Angelina Jolie

24 December 2013 by

GALLERY >> Our Favourite Celebrity Quotes Of 2013

Colin Farrell On His Secret Relationship With Elizabeth Taylor

Colin Farrell literally BLEW OUR MINDS when he revealed in December that he had had a secret two-year relationship with Elizabeth Taylor before she passed away. He told chat show host Ellen Degeneres, ‘It was kind of like the last, it feels like in my head, romantic relationship I had, which was never consummated.’ He even said he wishes he had been her eighth husband, ‘I just adored her. She was a spectacular, spectacular woman. I wanted to be number eight but we ran out of road.’

Reese Witherspoon On Her Arres

Reese, Reese, Reese what a palaver you got yourself into. Earlier this year in April a normally clean cut Reese Witherspoon was arrested, yes, arrested for DUI. She was with her husband Jim Toth at the time. Rather than take it lying down or accept the fact that she had broken the law Reese decided to play hard ball and ask the most awful question of all time, ‘Don’t you know my name?.’ Oh no she didn’t you’re thinking – oh yes she did.

Angelina Jolie On Her Double Masectomy

On a slightly more serious note Angelina Jolie stunned the world with her bravery when she revealed earlier this year that she had undergone and preventative double mastectomy. Ange had made the decision to have the operation after being told that she had the faulty BRCA1 gene, which left her with an 85% risk of contracting cancer. She said, ‘I do not feel any less of a woman. I feel empowered that I made a strong choice that in no way diminishes my femininity.’ Here, here.

Jennifer Lawrence On Her Butt Plug Collection

Jennifer Lawrence had us all tittering into our scarfs when she did an interview with Conan telling a brilliant story about butt plugs. It went like this, 'This is actually really funny,' she said, 'Somebody as a joke bought me a bunch of butt plugs... It’s a long story. I had a copious amount of butt plugs. Tons of butt plugs. All different kinds of colors. The maid was coming so I was like, "Well I’ll just shove this under the bed so she doesn’t see all these butt plugs. She might not know they are for a joke. Then I came back and all of them were brought out of the bed and were in this beautiful display on my bedside table, I think she knew what she was doing. They were under the bed.' Hahaha.

Jessica Simpson On Wieners

Oh Jessica Simpson, you do make us LOL. When the singer / professional dieter revealed that she was expecting a baby boy on Jimmy Fallon’s talk show earlier this year she said, ‘The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous.’ Always nice to have a bit of an overshare – by wiener, she means penis, just incase you weren’t sure.

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Kanye West on Hedi Slimane

Uh-oh Hedi Slimane REALLY p*ssed Kanye off when he tried to tell him which fashion shows he could and couldn’t go to.He was once a friend of mine, in the time of Christian Dior. And I used to wear his tight-ass jeans when I was on tour and get called names for it . . . And Hedi Slimane was a god who didn’t serve no bulls*it. . . But it takes a god to recognize another god. So when he told me you can come to my show, but you can’t come to see Phoebe [Philo] and you can’t come to see Riccardo [Tisci], that was odd. He tried to control me! He tried to tell me where I could go!’ Kanye was so insensced that he went on to write the track, ‘I am a God’ about the incident – it famously includes the line, ‘I am a god, hurry up with my damn croissants.’ LOL.

Lindsay Lohan On Her Behaviour

Lindsay Lohan, when she’s not busy causing trouble she can actually be quite funny. Proving that she doesn’t take herself too seriously she joked on Chelsea Lately’s show, ‘How come when Kanye acts like an idiot he gets a gold record, but when I act like an idiot, I get a police record?’ Maybe it’s because Kanye doesn’t actually break the law Linds… Just a thought.

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Kanye West On Inventing Leather Jogging Bottoms

Kanye, Kanye, Kanye, in terms of amazing quotes the rapper truly is the gift that keeps on giving. One of our favourite quotes from Mr.Kim Kardashian this year is when he decided to let rip to about leather jogging bottoms – which he apparently invented. He said in an interview with Radio 1’s Zane Lowe, ‘We bought the leather jogging pants six years ago to Fendi and they said no. How many motherf*ckers you done seen with a leather jogging pant?’ Yeah. That’s right.

Celebrities, when they say things, people listen. Here are the best things that celebrities have said this year. Some of them are stupid, some of them are amazing and some are just darn right delusional – yes, we’re talking about you, Kanye West (we still love you though)...




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