The Royal Baby Is Nearly Here! Here's 16 (Ridiculous) Things It's Given Us So Far

03 July 2013 by

GALLERY >> 16 Things The Royal Baby Has Already Given Us

In case you missed it, there's a new baby on the way - courtesy of the Royal Family. In what seems like the longest pregnancy of all time ever, there's been ample opportunity out there for the more enterprising among us to make a quick buck on Kate Middleton and Prince William's first born, which is due any day now. Click through our gallery to see the weirdest things the Royal Baby has brought us...before it's even born.

This Book With Silly Ideas Of How To Keep A Baby Asleep

This Sick Bag For When It All Gets A Little Bit Too Much

This Problematic Bib For Children Without An Aunty Pippa

This Royal Baby Gro Which Doesn't Understand Carole Middleton Isn't Queen

This Painting Of Kate With The Smallest Leg In The World

This Bib Which Will Give Your Child Ideas Above Its Station

The Argos Aliens Shamelessly Jumping On The Bandwagon With A New Addition Of Their Own

This Naughty Bonkbuster Which Actually Came Out 3 Years Ago But Is Our New Favourite Thing Ever

The Resurgence Of This Prince William Baby Doll Which Has Disturbed Us To Our Very Core

This Knitting Pattern Which Means Your Daughter (Or Son- We're Not Judging) Can Look Like Kate On Her Engagement Day

This Royal Baby Cocktail Which Neither Kate Or The Baby Can Drink

The (Very Small) Possibility That The Baby Could Be Called Chardonnay

Australian PM Julia Gillard's Knitting Skills As She Knits A Kangaroo For The Sprog

These Fully-Grown Angry Babies That Roamed The Streets Of London

What The Royal Baby Will Look Like When He/She's 25. Hello William Junior!

The Weirdest Alison Jackson Shoot Yet Where The Corgi Learned To Drive


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