28 November 2013 by

'Welcome To New Girl, B****!' What We Can Expect From Adam Brody's 'New Girl' Episode

As if Seth Cohen marrying Blair Waldorf wasn't enough, it has now been revealed that Seth Cohen is about to meet Jessica Day. Next year Adam Brody will join the cast of New Girl, appearing in an episode as Jess's ex-girlfriend. Move over Nick Miller. Apparently he will play a character named Berkley, but we're choosing to ignore this minor detail as what we really want to see is Seth Cohen back on our screens.

Oh what we'd give to see Schmidt at a Newport rager or Nick Miller taking on the Newpsies. We have come up with some suggestions for the writers for how they can create the best episode of all time. Seth, welcome to New Girl, bitch...

1. He will do a Sandy Cohen and win them over with bagels...

2. They will celebrate the holiday sweeping the nation - Chrismukkah...

3. Seth will insist they send out a Chrismukkah holiday card...

4. The comic book club will be reinstated...

5. There will be a lot of adorkable dancing. Like this...

And this...

And THIS...

6. Seth will realise that Jess is his spirit animal...

7. So he'll stand on something and declare his undying love...

8. Then Jess will do a Summer and dress as his favourite comic book character...

9. Schmidt will be the new Ryan...

10. They will bond over their geeky pasts...

11. And talk about themselves a LOT...

12. Seth and Schmidt will go into early retirement...

13. Seth will need his own douche bag jar...

14. But whatever happens he'll still find time for his old friend Captain Oates...


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