Three's a crowd [Getty]
Can someone please find a wife for Prince Harry? We’re not sure our fragile hearts can take any more pictures of everyone’s favourite ginger royal (sorry Fergie) looking marginally forlorn next to Kate and Wills. He’s already been doing it for too long, as these occasions aptly demonstrate...
1. The time he visited the tower of London
Look at poor Hazza, walking alone, wondering if he’ll ever find someone to share his Orange Wednesday code with.
2. The time he couldn’t get a word in edgeways
Did Kate and Will even realise that Harry was at the Tour De France Grand Depart? We’re not convinced.
3. The time everyone laughed at him
Look, we’re sure there’s some highly traditional, culturally significant reason that Harry has to wear a black jacket while everyone else is in red, but doesn’t he look left out? Can’t they just make an exception and give the man a break?
4. The time he gave up completely
‘If nobody is going to talk to me I’ll just stand here in silence and play hide and seek. With myself.’
5. The time he pulled a funny face
In order to get some much-needed attention, Harry resorted to gurning at the Commonwealth Games. Will wasn’t impressed.