28 November 2013 by

Now Kanye West Compares Daughter North West To British Royalty

Kanye West

Kanye West, Not Ranting [Getty]

The thing that we love the most about Kanye West is that whenever and wherever he opens his mouth, something amazing comes out. Kanye’s latest rant, on radio station Power 105, is largely about his daughter North, who he claims is like Royalty. Er, ok.

Kanye’s exact quote was that his, ‘daughter is in a position of a level of royalty like the Prince and Princess in London,’ We’re kind of unsure as to what he meant there, whether he thinks North is like Prince William and Kate Middleton OR if he got confused trying to say she is like their son Prince George. Either way, amazing.

Here are other favourite Kanyeisms…

On Instagram…

‘I'm not on Instagram but I was just thinking what would it be called, would it be called Yeezus? What type of things do I Instagram. I don't want to... I feel like I'm giving away too many codes. All these codes that I said I wanted to put inside of film, content and inside of clothing... I need that... I need that to apply to this product... At this point there is things that inspire me, but I want to make new things to civilization. The Instagram is not enough of a creative out for me.’ He kind of lost us when he started talking about codes…

On Sex…

‘People ask me a lot about my drive. I think it comes from, like, having a sexual addiction at a really young age. Look at the drive that people have to get sex - to dress like this and get a haircut and be in the club in the freezing cold at 3 A.M., the places they go to pick up a girl. If you can focus the energy into something valuable, put that into work ethic.’ He also recently said that he got Kim pregnant through a lot of ‘practising.’ There you have it, Kanye likes sex.

On Hedi Slimane…

Uh-oh Hedi Slimane REALLY p*ssed Kanye off when he tried to tell him which fashion shows he could and couldn’t go to.He was once a friend of mine, in the time of Christian Dior. And I used to wear his tight-ass jeans when I was on tour and get called names for it . . . And Hedi Slimane was a god who didn’t serve no bulls*it. . . But it takes a god to recognize another god. So when he told me you can come to my show, but you can’t come to see Phoebe [Philo] and you can’t come to see Riccardo [Tisci], that was odd. He tried to control me! He tried to tell me where I could go!’ Kanye was so insensced that he went on to write the track, ‘I am a God’ about the incident – it famously includes the line, ‘I am a god, hurry up with my damn croissants.’ LOL.

Kanye's Infamous Interview With Zane Lowe. Warning: It's pretty sweary

On Leather Jogging Pants…

You know those leather jogging pants you own? Yeah? Kanye’s idea. He said in a recent interview with Zane Lowe, ‘We bought the leather jogging pants six years ago to Fendi and they said no. How many motherfuckers you done seen with a leather jogging pant?’

On The Bible…

For those of you not au fait with the weird and wonderful world of Kanye, these rants aren’t just a recent thing. In 2006 he claimed that if the bible was written now, he’d be a part of it.I bring up historical subjects in a way that makes kids want to learn about them. I'm an inspirational speaker. I changed the sound of music more than one time... For all those reasons, I'd be a part of the Bible. I'm definitely in the history books already.’ Well, he does call himself Yeezus, sooo…

On Kim Kardashian…

Kanye really loves Kim Kardashian. We know this for a couple of  reasons, 1. He asked her to marry him, 2. He can’t stop talking about her. He recently said, ‘Ladies and gentlemen y'all acting like this ain't the most beautiful woman of all time! Arguably of human existence. The top ten of human existence.' What we want to know, is who the other 9 are…

And who can forget that Taylor Swift take down...

You have to feel for Taylor Swift, there she was at the 2009 Video Music Awards, all ready to collect her Best Video Award when Kanye jumps up on stage, rips the microphone out of her hand and shouts, 'Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you, I'mma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best music videos of all time. Of ALL time.' Oh Kanye.


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