The big news from MTV’s VMA’s is that Justin Timberlake is ditching his SexyBack and getting his Jheri curl back for an *NSYNC reunion we will also see Katy Perry and Lady Gaga battle getting into full flight when the two face off with duelling performances, Kanye West will hopefully do Black Skinhead and Robin Thicke will probably offend someone. It’s that time of the year to look back at our favourite moments from the award ceremony.
1) Madonna And Britney Kiss
‘Groom’ Madonna married 'brides' Britney and Christina Aguilera. But sadly for X-Tina the VMA camera man only had eyes for Madge lunging for Brit. Also: THEY USED TOUNGES!
2) Madonna Embarrasses A Wedding Cake
Of course that M/Brit/X-Tina ménage a trois was a tribute to this iconic performance, where Madonna made up for her complete disregard for any choreography in favour of cleaning up the stage floor with her big wedding dress.
3) Beyonce Reveals Her Blue Ivy (Or Does She?)
Conspiracy theory fans will say this was the moment that Beyonce summoned the force of The Illuminati and added a load of prosthetics to her stomach to fake her pregnancy. The sober amongst us however think that this is the rather sweet (but public) moment B revealed she was with child.
4) Kanye And Taylor Swift Do A Different Kind Of Duet
Oh Kanye! This wasn’t your finest moment was it? Maybe you were just hangry. Someone should have just given you some damn croissants, shouldn’t they?
5) Britney’s Very Large Snake
Contrasting wildly with when she turned up years later doing a sad-eyed version of Gimme More, this version of I’m A Slave 4 U was rather brilliant. And we can exclusively reveal that the ‘snake’ was actually Lance Bass dressed in a very tight onesie.