Has Miley Cyrus Employed Her 14-Year-Old Sister As A ‘Crotch-Watcher’?

24 June 2014 by

Has Miley Cyrus Employed Her 14-Year-Old Sister As A ‘Crotch-Watcher’?


Miley Cyrus’s 14-year-old sister Noah has got her first job. Cute! What’s slightly less cute is, according to reports, Noah’s first foray into the working world is as Miley’s professional crotch-watcher. Oh dear.  

In practice, this means she’s on hand to ensure that Miley’s privates don’t get exposed while she’s aggressively twerking on a dwarf/ Robin Thicke/ a giant hotdog. Having seen the size of Miley’s tour costumes, we’d say that this amounts to a full-time vocation for poor Noah.

Although, now we think of it, we’re not sure what Noah is expected to do should Miley accidentally flash more than she intended. Run on stage with a big fluffy towel and cover her modesty? Provide a distraction by making balloon animals at the side of the stage? At least we suppose it will give her some good practise in using her own initiative.

Confusingly, Miley’s also been talking about how she’s keen to preserve her younger sister’s innocence. 'She's a natural entertainer. Sometimes I'll be like, ‘Oh my god, she's totally stealing my shine!’ If she's in the room, all the attention is on Noah,' Miley told 2Day FM. 'She's kind of like a natural at it. So I feel like, if she wanted to [be a star] I wouldn't stop her. But she's really into sports. She really loves horses, so I'm going to keep her on that and that kind of innocence as long as I can. It takes someone really strong and someone who doesn't care what people think [to survive this industry].'



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