Whoever voted Gwyneth Paltrow the most hated celebrity in the world is going to have us to deal with, because quite frankly, she might just be our new favourite person in the whole wide world. Speaking to two Australian DJ's over dinner, Gwynnie let loose on a number of points with startling candour that may or may not have had to do with the martini she mentioned that she drank on an empty stomach.
Speaking about the Met Ball, Gwynnie got a number of issues off her chest. "Do you want me to be honest? It sucked. It seems like the best thing in the world. You think, 'Oh my god, it's going to be so glamorous and amazing, and you're going to see all these famous people.' And then you get there, and it's so hot, and so crowded, and everyone's pushing you. This year it was really intense. It wasn't fun!" Listen to the brilliance in full below...
She later invited awkward questions on subjects the interviewer was apprehensive about broaching saying, "Ask me!" To which the interviewer mumbled, "I don't like that you're bring back the bush..." referring to her recent stint on Ellen during which she claimed to have a 'big seventies bush'.
"I was kidding!" She laughed. "You know, I was on Ellen, and I had this dress on at this premiere, and it was see-through on the sides ... how dirty can I be here? ... Anyway, I had an emergency. Basically, since I wasn't wearing underwear with the dress, things weren't tucked in properly. So they were like, 'You need to shave it.' So I said that to Ellen, and she was like, 'Well, it was only on the sides,' and I was like, 'No, I've got a big seventies bush,' but I was kidding. But it was all a disaster. And now I look like an 8-year-old girl."
Yes Gwynnie! We had no idea that we needed to know that but we sure enjoyed hearing it. Here's 10 more celebrities that felt the need to share a little bit too much information.
1. Susan Sarandon Talks About Her Daughter's Conception
Last year the Stepmom actress is reported to have told audiences that anyone struggling with conceiving should follow her simple steps for baby-making. "Don't worry about it, eat, drink and **** and you'll probably get pregnant. And that's what happened with Eva on the Spanish Steps." For those who haven't visited the Spanish Steps in Rome, they are about as OUTSIDE AS YOU CAN GET. We're hoping the conceiving went on in the hotel, after the visit to the tourist spot.
2. Heidi Klum Talks Seal's Er, Manhood
What is it that attracts you to someone? Personality? Sense of humour? In Heidi Klum's case it seems like it might be something a little more physical than that. Speaking about how she first met ex-husband Seal, the model said, "I was sitting there and I was, like, 'wow!' He was wearing bicycle shorts and I pretty much saw everything. The whole package." Well, helllooo Seal!
3. Katy Perry On Bodily Functions
Before K-Perry and Russell Brand ended things, the media became obsessed with the fact that she was pregnant. Luckily the singer had a secret weapon that proved otherwise - hence this rather graphic tweet... "You're gonna make me cry, maybe that's my period though. THAT'S RIGHT I'M BLEEDING... Better luck next month peepz." Nice one.
4. Michael Douglas On His Er, Virility
We're well aware that Catherine Zeta Jones is a couple of years younger than her husband, but that was pretty much all we needed to know about the couple's relationship. Sadly though, Michael Douglas felt the need to share more; "She likes older guys!" Said Michael, "And some wonderful enhancements have happened in the last few years - Viagra, Cialis - that can make us all feel younger." Ergh...
5. John Mayer On Sex With Jessica Simpson
Never one to shy away from oversharing, John Mayer might have taken things a little bit too far when it came to discussing sex with Jessica Simpson. "Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, I want to quit my life and just f****** snort you?" Erm, no. Can't say we have, sorry John.
6. P Diddy Does A Gwynnie And Talks Personal Grooming
Personal grooming should be what it says on the tin - personal. Unfortunately P Diddy seems to have missed the memo on that one stating, "Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed. I wax my privates." Not only is that far too much information, a hairless crotchal area on a guy? Gross.
7. Olivia Wilde On Her Sex Life
Hey you're having great sex. Why not share with the world? Clearly a sentiment taken by Olivia Wilde who claimed that her and boyfriend Jason Sudeikis, "Have sex like Kenyan marathon runners." Do you know what Kenyan marathon runners have sex like? No, us either.
8. Courtney Love Shares Her Fantasies
Gratuitously bonkers overshare of this post of course comes from Courtney Love who tweeted, “But like say your f***ing @johncmayer totally throwing him around the room in bits and then you just BAM punch him in the face? good times.” Note to self, sex with Courtney = dangerous.
9. Erykah Badu Live Tweets Her Daughter's Birth
Everyone knows that sometimes, in extreme circumstances, it's totally OK to step away from Twitter for a little bit. Erykah Badu though, clearly doesn't feel the same way and was content to update her followers throughout her daughter's birth. "Contractions are 3 min. apart.... breathing." When she had to do the actual, you know, giving birth part, partner Jay Electronica took over, "I see the head, full of hair." Nice.
10. Enrique Iglesias Talks About His Shortcomings
The Hero singer claimed, "What does Spanish good looks have to do with the size of your penis? Maybe I have the Spanish looks but I have the smallest penis in the world. I'm serious." No words except, "sorry Anna Kournikova..."