Wish you could quote Girls on demand? Well we're here to help as we will bring you the best quotes from Jessa, Hannah, Shoshanna and Marnie each week with our Girls Guide. Last night the season 3 opener aired in the UK, with oodles of phrases we'd love to squeeze into conversation.
You'll remember that Christopher Abbott (aka Charlie) left as he didn't like the direction of the show: 'The world that Lena [Dunham] wrote was very real, especially in New York, but it wasn’t as relatable for me on a personal level.' So how did they brush over Charlie's exit from the show? Well he just left. Marnie says 'This whole situation makes no sense. I mean, we bought the ingredients to make grilled pizzas. And we were going to make grilled pizzas, and then the day we were supposed to do that he left me. On what f*cking planet does that make any sense?' The land of television, Marnie.
Kim Gordon, Richard E Grant and Orange Is The New Black's Danielle Brooks (aka Taystee) all played rehab patients, victimised by Jessa who is on a mission to make them all turn to booze thanks to her put downs. It's going to be the season of the cameo as Jenna Lyons appears as Hannah's editor and Lena has teased us with the prospect of a Victoria Beckham cameo.
Other highlights from episode one include the edible chocolate coffee cups and Kim Gordon saying 'I've never worn a f****** scrunchy in my whole life!" Angie wins the quote of the week, when she drops the 'she's pregnant' bomb at her BFF's ex, Adam. Take note girls, this is how you win in a run in with an ex. So much better than Charlotte's 'I curse the day you were born' rant at Mr Big.
Take a look through the gallery above to see the best quotes from Season 3, Episode 1. Contains spoilers, obvs...