21 January 2014 by

Girls Guide: The 10 Most Quoteable Quotes From Series 3 Episode 2

Top 10 Quotes From Season 3 Episode 2 >>

1. Adam: 'Wow when is the last time an addict lied.'

Shoshanna: 'Omg that is so true, they totally lie. My friend Rachael is fully addicted to blueberry red bull and she always tells me that she hasn’t have one, but she tells me with, like, a blue tongue.'

2. Shoshanna: 'I will never be bored as long as there's Halloween.'

3. Hannah:  'I don’t wanna do it. It’s really liberating to say no to sh*t you hate. So you go ahead, you go live your truth. I’ll be here living my truth. Or we could all go back to the car?'

4 Jasper: ‘I have the upmost sympathy for my daughter. I did everything I could to make the world a much less gargantuan place for her.'

Jessa: 'You don’t even talk to her.'

Jasper: 'That’s just one of the ways I protect her.'

5. Hannah: 'I had to take my seat belt off it smells like straight ketchup... This rocking chair is so pointy it’s not giving me any room to express myself.'

6. Shoshanna: 'Adam was there with you when you went batsh*t insane and decided to cut your hair like a little boy on a fancy cookie box.'

7. Hannah: 'You’ve never played truth or dare?'

Adam: 'I’m aware there’s a game that’s called that'

Hannah: 'Truth and dare is one of the most fun games in the world. It’s the game that teaches children how to behave like adults. I was playing truth or dare the first time I got fingered.'

Shoshanna: 'Ok don’t share a bunch of really good truths before the game, that’s like really wasteful.'

8. Adam: 'I just think women get stuck in this vortex of guilt and jealousy with each other that keeps them from seeing situations clearly.'

Hannah: "Ok, now you sound like one of those guys who thinks a woman should never be President because her menstruation will cloud her judgment.'

Shoshannah: 'But they shouldn’t be president because it could... their judgement.'

9. Hannah: 'I hate to break it to you but school is the best gig you'll ever have. i mean, your job is basically just to be yourself. That's why I apply to grad school every single year.'

Shoshanna: 'Honestly the only people that I ever hear say that are people who don't make any money.'

10. Hannah: 'It made me remember what it was like in college when you'd say, 'Oh, meet me at the Free Palestine party,' then I'd find out you're over at the Israel house. And so I just wish you would get it that this is not ok behavior for a friend.'

When it comes to quotable quotes, Girls season 3 episode 2 was all about Shoshanna. Adam, Shosh and Hannah go on a road trip to sign Jessa out of rehab, so most of the episode is set in their rented car. Shoshanna wears the same outfit in episode 1 (walk of shame, perhaps?) and hides behind a pair of massive shades for most of the episode. We love her for trying to make Adam play truth or dare and for really going for it when singing Maroon 5 in the back of the car. Make it rain Shoshanna.

Hannah teaches us a lesson when Adam tries to make her go on a hike, as she says: 'I don’t wanna do it. It’s really liberating to say no to sh*t you hate. So you go ahead, you go live your truth. I’ll be here living my truth.' This will be our go-to excuse from now on.

 

We find out at the end of the episode, that Jessa could walk out of rehab freely and that the centre is next to an airport. Hannah's reaction to this is Girls gold as she said: 'It made me remember what it was like in college when you'd say, 'Oh, meet me at the Free Palestine party,' then I'd find out you're over at the Israel house. And so I just wish you would get it that this is not ok behavior for a friend.' But the pair hug it out just in time for the end credits. Jessa, it's good to have you back in the fold.

Take a look through the gallery above to see the best quotes from Season 3 episode 2 and dance like Shoshanna to the song of the episode...


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