29 October 2013 by

Here's 5 Bonkers Things The Kimye Wedding (Might) Have In Store

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Wedding: 5 Bonkers Things To Expect

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Oh gawd, in what looks set set to shape up as the most expensive and dramatic episode of Don't Tell The Bride ever, Kim Kardashian has spoken out about Kanye West and their impending wedding saying, "I'm going to leave this up to him. Whatever he wants."

We all know Kanye can be a little eccentric at times, just take a look at the Jesus character he's currently got accompanying him on his Yeezus tour. Given free range with his wedding, who knows what might happen? Here, we take a look at the things that are (probably maybe) going to happen.

1. There's Going To Be Fighter Jets

How do we know this? Because Kanye said so. He was probably joking, but insiders did tell Grazia that he wants the affair to be bigger than the Royal Wedding. Also, it's Kanye West. If anyone's getting fighter jets at their wedding, it's him.

2. We're All Invited?

I mean why not? Mere mortals were allowed to attend Kim's recent birthday at TAO nightclub in Las Vegas, and all for a measly fee of $20 at that ($40 for dudes because chick rule).

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3. Kanye's Going To Wear Leather

Specifically leather jogging bottoms. Because we all know how Kanye feels about leather legwear.

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4. Kim Won't Be Wearing Vera Wang

Kanye's reportedly banned Kim from wearing a dress made by the designer because Kim wore Wang-made number to marry Kris Humphries back in 2011. He probably doesn't want to remind Kim of all those sweet, sweet memories she has of that super-special 72 day union.

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5. The Happy Couple Are Going To Wear Masks

Insiders told Grazia that Kanye wants hand-crafted jewelled Maison Martin Margiela masks for him and Kim to wear at the altar. They probably won't look like this. But if they did, oh my, what a glorious day that would be.

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