18 July 2013 by

Britney Spears Signs 2 Year Residency Deal In Vegas! Here's 6 Things She Needs To Do While She's There

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Britney's back people! Just months after quitting US X Factor, Miss Spears is back at the top of her game after signing a deal for a reported 2 YEAR residency in Las Vegas with Planet Hollywood Resort And Casino!

Britters will be living at the Planet Hollywood hotel with, "construction and makeover details" on her new home, "nearing completion" according to the Las Vegas Sun. The show run will supposedly be starting in November.

Don't expect these shows to be lackluster either. Britney assured fans in Shape magazine that the shows, "Won't be simple" and that they'll be, "A massive party from start to finish". Woo! We're booking our plane tickets right now.

Even the hardest working stars need the odd break though, and living in Las Vegas means there's no end of things for Britney to get up to in her downtime. Here's our suggestions for her to-do list.

1. Perform A Cameo In The Hangover IIII

Although, after the reviews of Part III, this might be more detrimental to Britters' career than the time her and Justin wore double denim.

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2. Become A Gambling Maestro

Just in case the money runs out.

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3. Catch A Show

May we recommend Celine Dion? She's playing Vegas until 2019. Now that's how you do a residency. Plus as our new favourite YouTube video taught us, she's basically the best person ever.

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4. Revisit LAX Nighclub

Don't think singing and dancing are Britney's only talent. In 2007 she officially opened one of the world's most notorious nightclubs - LAX - located in the Luxor Hotel (that's the one that looks like a pyramid fact fans). Since then the club has been frequented by stars such as Snooki, Kristen Cavillari and er, Snooki again and could probably do with someone like Britney popping their head in.

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5. Pull Off An Elaborate Oceans Eleven Style Casino Heist

Not because she needs the money, just y'know, because it looks fun.

6. UNLESS The First Show Goes Worse Than Britney's 2007 VMA Performance

In which case, she might have to start looking for some other employment options.

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Nick Ede (Thu Jul 18 14:22:00 BST 2013): obsessed!