Prince Harry Wants To Buy A Pub? Here's 6 Reasons Why He Really Should

16 May 2014 by

6 Reasons Why Prince Harry Really Should Buy A Pub

Harry would make a right royal pub landlord [Getty]

After our fave prince (sorry, Wills) bantered with a landlady and jokingly offered £650,000 to buy her pub, we’ve decided HRH Harry behind the bar would actually made perfect sense. Here’s why...

1. Two words.

Naked. Billiards.

2. His celebrity pals

Just imagine propping up the bar with his amaze mates, everyone from Becks and P-Middy, to…urm, Joss Stone?

3. The drama

If Eastenders has taught us anything, it’s that 99% of relationship dramz kick off daaaarn the pub. Just imagine the scene: a rain-soaked Cressida stumbles drunkenly in, stage left. Fire in her eyes, she flings down her sodden scrunchie and screams: “But ‘arry, I still bleeding luv ya,” before being escorted out by beefeaters, leaving a ruddy-cheeked Haz wincing into his pint.

4. The name

Everyone loves a good pub moniker. We suggest: The Massive Actual Golden Crown That I Actually Own, The Ginger Helicoptor, The Yah Bar, or even just Royalz.

5. The graffiti  

All good pub toilets have decent reading material, and we can just imagine topping up our lippy next to: ‘my gran iz da queen’.

6. The entertainment

After a stirring round of Harry-oke guests are invited to rip off their offensive fancy dress costumes and take a round of nude selfies. Huzzah!

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