1. Watch…Rihanna Live
The Ri-Ri bot continues her Diamonds World Tour at Twickenham at the weekend. She’s packed the hits into the second half - which features the rather ace run of We Found Love, Only Girl In The World, Where Have You Been and Diamonds.
Tina ‘omgamazing’ Fey stars as a university admissions officer from Princeton who meets a mysterious candidate who might just be *spoiler altert* her long lost son, it also stars Paul Rudd. Here's hoping it trumps Babymama for lolz-per-minute.
3) Go…to the Affordable Art Fair
Fancy a bit of hashtag culture this weekend? Well, get yourself down to the affordable art fair that is happening on Hampstead Heath this weekend. As you may have guessed, you can nab a piece of art from a future master. Prices start from £40. Our advice: don’t buy anything with a bird on it.
4) Go…to Work It
Our favourite 90s R&B night takes place at Visions for the very last time, so this is your final chance to dance to Janet Jackson in uncomfortable proximity to someone in a bomber jacket. As per, it begins at 10pm. *does 90s rave dance*
5) See…Laura Marling
With her ace new album Once I Was An Eagle, Laura Marling has produced what just might be her masterpiece. Now she’s teamed up with those wildly inventive Secret Cinema bods to create an interactive live music spectacular.